Life Lessons

This was read at our morning staff meeting today. I thought it would be worth sharing (Thanks Ian):

1. Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the  statue.

2.Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat  them.

3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

4. Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

5. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

6. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth  it.

7. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to  others.

8.Never buy a car you can’t push.

9. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have  a leg to        stand on.

10. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

11. Since it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

12. The second mouse gets the cheese.

13. When everything’s coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong  lane.

14. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you  live.

15. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one  person.

16. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once

17. We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some  are pretty and  some are dull. Some have weird  namesand  all are different colours, but  they all have to live in the same box.

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